
- Zipopens the chest pouch
- 2zip hand pockets
- 6sizes, S to 3XL
- 0cats included

The problem
One arm for your cat. One arm for everything else.
- The second you sit down, your cat is on the keyboard.
- Pick them up, and you type, cook and scroll one-handed.
- Put them down, and the crying at your feet starts again.
Your cat just wants to be close. You just need your hands back.
The easy fix
Unzip. Cat in. Hands free.
A pouch for your cat, built right into a cozy fleece hoodie.

Unzip the chest
A zip runs across the upper chest, just above the round opening. Unzip it and the pouch opens.

Let your cat climb in
Sit down and let your cat step in at its own pace, never forced. Its head pokes out of the round opening in the middle of your chest.

Get your hands back
Type, read, eat, watch. When you stand up or move around, keep a hand under the pouch.
Why a pouch beats your arms
| Feature | Holding your cat | Regular hoodie | Cat Pouch Hoodie |
|---|---|---|---|
| Both hands free | No | Yes | Yes |
| Your cat stays close | Yes | No | Yes |
| A window for your cat’s head | No | No | Yes |

What you get
Every detail, labeled
- 1Drawstring hood
- 2Chest zip that opens the pouch
- 3Round peek-out opening
- 4Big front pocket
- 5Two zip hand pockets
- 6Ribbed cuffs
- 7Drawstring hem
In the box: 1 Lingo Cat Pouch Hoodie in olive green, in the size you pick. Cat not included.
Who it's for
Made for people whose cat won't leave them alone

The desk sitter
For the cat that sits on your keyboard: a front-row seat on your chest instead.

The stage-5 clinger
Follows you room to room? Now it rides along, with your hand under the pouch.

The cat person on your list
Unisex, S to 3XL: for the cat mom, the cat dad, or you.

Cold months
A fuzzy fleece layer for fall and winter, cat or no cat.

Fair warning
Someone will ask when it’s due.
Walk into a room with a cat peeking out of your chest and it happens every time. Your answer is already written:
“That’s my baby.”
Good to know
Before your cat moves in
One hand under the pouch
It’s made for supervised cuddle time at home. When you stand up or walk around, keep a hand under the pouch. It isn’t a pet carrier, so no walks outside, car rides or travel with a cat inside.
Give your cat time
Not every cat takes to it on day one. Leave the hoodie where your cat naps so it smells familiar, sit down, and let your cat choose. Some need a few tries, some never do.
Size for you, room for your cat
Check the chest measurement in the size chart. Between two sizes, the larger one leaves more room.
Specs & sizing
The details, in one place
- Style
- Oversized unisex pullover hoodie with a drawstring hood, relaxed fit
- Fabric
- Fuzzy teddy-style fleece
- Cat pouch
- A zip across the upper chest opens it; round head-out opening in the middle of the chest
- Pockets
- Two zip side hand pockets and a large front pocket
- Details
- Ribbed cuffs, drawstring hem, small orange patch at the bottom right
- Color
- Olive green
- Sizes
- S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL (chart below)
- Care
- Machine wash cold, hang to dry
- Made in
- Imported
- Pet use
- Supervised cuddle time at home. Not a pet carrier or a safety restraint.
- In the box
- 1 hoodie (cat not included)
Size chart
| Size | Chest, all around | In inches |
|---|---|---|
| S | 115 cm | 45.3 in |
| M | 120 cm | 47.2 in |
| L | 125 cm | 49.2 in |
| XL | 130 cm | 51.2 in |
| 2XL | 135 cm | 53.1 in |
| 3XL | 140 cm | 55.1 in |
Easiest way to choose: lay a hoodie you like flat, measure straight across from armpit to armpit, double it, and compare. Between two sizes, or want more room for your cat or a layer underneath? Take the larger one.
Unisex relaxed fit. Garment measurements; allow 1 to 3 cm (about 1 in) either way.
Good questions
Before your cat moves in
Will my cat fit? Is there a weight limit?
We don't publish a weight limit: we haven't tested one, and sellers of similar hoodies all quote different numbers. A larger hoodie size gives a roomier pouch, but your cat is the real test: if it can't sit comfortably with its head out, don't use it. Keep a hand under the pouch whenever you stand or move.
My cat won't let me work. Will this help?
If your cat likes being held, the pouch gives it a spot on your chest while you sit and type, read or watch with both hands free. When you stand up or move around, keep a hand under the pouch.
What if my cat won't go in?
That's normal at first. Leave the hoodie where your cat sleeps so it smells like home, then try again sitting down, with short sessions, and let your cat decide. Some cats need a few tries, and some simply prefer your lap.
How does my cat get in?
A zip runs across the upper chest, just above the round opening. Unzip it, sit down and let your cat climb into the pouch; its head pokes out of the round opening.
Can I walk around with my cat in it? Can I wear it outside?
It's made for cuddle time at home, sitting or moving around gently with one hand under the pouch. It isn't a pet carrier and it won't stop a cat that wants out, so don't use it for walks outside, car rides or travel.
Does it run small? What size should I get?
Go by the size chart: it gives the chest of the hoodie itself, all around. Lay a hoodie you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, double it and compare. It's a relaxed unisex fit; between two sizes, or if you want more room for your cat or a layer underneath, take the larger one.
What is the fabric like?
A fuzzy teddy-style fleece, the curly texture you see in the photos. For the exact fiber content, ask us through our Contact page before you order.
Does cat hair stick to it? How do I wash it?
Like any fleece, it can pick up some fur; a lint roller takes it off. Machine wash cold and hang to dry.
Will it be too warm?
It's a fuzzy fleece layer made for fall and winter. On hot days it will likely feel too warm.
Can men wear it?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit in six sizes, from S to 3XL.
Can I wear it without a cat?
Yes. With the chest zip closed it's a cozy pullover hoodie: the round opening stays on the chest, and you still get a big front pocket and two zip side pockets.
Does it work for other small pets?
We've only shown it with cats and haven't tested it with other animals. If you try it with another small pet, the same rules apply: it has to sit comfortably with its head out, and you keep a hand under the pouch.
How much is shipping? Will it arrive in time for a gift?
Shipping to the US, Canada and the UK is $3.99 for one hoodie and free on orders from $59.99, so 2 hoodies ship free. The exact cost for your address shows at checkout before you pay. Need it by a certain date? Ask us through our Contact page before you order.
What if it doesn't fit, or I want to return it?
You can return it within 14 days of delivery if it's unused, in the condition you received it and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase; return shipping is at your cost. If it arrives damaged or defective, we replace it. Write to us through our Contact page with your order number.

Lingo Cat Pouch Hoodie
Your cat already picked its seat.
Fuzzy teddy fleece, a zip pouch across the chest and a round opening for one curious head. Unisex, S to 3XL.
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